Passagens de livros que nunca escreverei [I]

(algumas frases soltas que se iam perdendo por entre a multidão de acontecimentos do facebook)

You keep calling me fool but you seem to forget that love is for fools.

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The day will come when you'll realise that this thing you call world is nothing but a small kindergarden, and you'll look around just to find that you've pushed away all the other kids... that's when you'll start crying: when you notice that you're left alone with no one to play.

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Once trying to get noticed, If you try too hard you make a fool of yourself, if you don't try hard enough no one even sees you.

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...eu sou um pseudo-intelectualoide com alguma sensibilidade, e os pseudo-intelectualoides não têm musculos, têm a vida sexual de uma estátua e servem para baixar os preços de bilhetes em grupo!

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Tenho pouca tolerancia a quem demonstra alegremente a sua hipocrisia usando a palavra "liberdade", sem conseguir perceber a diferença entre democracia e anarquia...


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Try making a second in your life to be worth of a lifetime and you'll see how my purpose in life isn't that easy to achieve.


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I'm really fast at reading the signs, the thing is I spend the rest of the time convincing myself that it's just my imagination.


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Men are prone to screw things up. And from that point of view, baby, I'm as manly as you'll ever find.


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Estava quase a bater no fundo, mas ele antecipou-se e bateu-me em mim!


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A woman in her forties was arrested by authorities while under the influence of Spur Cola and with an Alf hair cut. Next morning she was presented to the court of law and was accused of living in the 80's.


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Life always looks so interesting when I'm not a part of it.


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Em casa onde toda a gente grita, há de haver muita gente aflita.


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Este mundo está feito para os porcos, feios e maus... e eu infelizmente só tenho uma dessas qualidades...